Virgo – Virgin? Ha. – Earth Sign Zodiac Collection Vacuum Scent Pads

$15.99

Virgo Virgin? Ha!- vacuum scent – clean earth sign energy with orange, Egyptian cotton, rum & valerian. Tidy chaos for perfectionist Virgos with secrets.

Clean, clever, and low-key wicked — innocence is just an illusion.

Description

Don’t let the name fool you — Virgos aren’t as innocent as their PR department would like you to believe. Virgin? Ha. starts with crisp orange and clean Egyptian cotton, the scent of “perfection” on the surface. But then the rum and valerian hit, and suddenly you realize this Virgo has a messy side they only show behind closed doors.

It’s the perfect blend of tidy chaos: part neat-freak, part night-freak. 🍊🥂

Perfect for: Virgos, control enthusiasts, and anyone who alphabetizes their spice rack but has questionable browser history.

💋 Disclaimer: May inspire obsessive cleaning followed by impulsive sexting.

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